after crying like a little bitch this morning due to my boyfriend man handling me (sorry chawls if you have to witness alla that cammotion on the daily basis) we finally made peace and went to the movies to watch ice age. movie was funny for about 10 minutes.. honestly i was more focused on eating my little luccas sandwich with maui onion god made chips and an assortment of hot cheetoe puffs and hot cheetoe collaberation with lime (his favorite) all the aminals was cute of course but i was sitting next to the cutest creature of the whole hakuna matata animal kingdom. hehe. after my date, went to cotillion practice. finally finished the waltz thank fuckin god. finished early, and walked home. i love living 5 houses down from kim, "hey bitch can i have 2 eggs i ran out" so ive been thinking... in a matter of a month of and a half im going to be attending westmoor as a senior. i hate when people say "cant wait to graduate.. cant wait to leave highschool" i ask.. why duude? its our time to shine this is the moment to cherish ur childhood. its not like your officially an adult when u leave highschool, yes ur legally to leave home and all that crap but i guess my point is im in no a rush to grow up. i will devour every moment of my last year in highschool, squash beef to whoever, and honestly just have fun and go with it. try to the best of my ability to not cut school and attend all classes with a smile on, ok who am i kidding I AINT THAT into school. let just say this, i wont be the first to dip during lunch just to go in and out... ill be the 2nd :) im excited, i really am. i cant wait to see my parents face as i pick up my diploma along with my family, sisters, john, and just everyone who will be there. i will be successful in life, i just know. its silly how i vision my whole life plan, who knows i can always just pursue an acting career in the philippines.. but neeh ill pass for now. im boring my brains out with this while my baby is fliriting with me over aim.
hurtmesoul24: what u blogging bout
hurtmesoul24: jerk penis head
perkee pink: yes exactly
perkee pink: im blogging about a jerk penis head
hurtmesoul24: HAHAHA MY NIGGA
hurtmesoul24: ill kill your toes
perkee pink: yeah killing my toes will definately benefit you in life
hurtmesoul24: shutup ima whoop dat ass
so i urbandictionary.com it and this got me to lol.
THE RISKY JERK : the risky jerk is a dangerous and ballsy move. you must stand next to your parents bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. you must complete all the way till the release. the riskyness is doing next to the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.
wtf, thats fuckin scandelous and gross. excuse me for my language but WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK. whatever, im gona eat some watermelon and sleep. im disturbed now hahaha peace out beeznuts.
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